Field Trip Adventures

We went to Andrews experimental forest and ran around doing field work all Saturday and trying to do statistical analyses on what we did have Saturday night. Photos will be up eventually, ’cause I have some awesome ones.

1. Dr. B is a PRO at feeding large groups of chronically hungry college students. Dessert the first night: angel food cake, berries, and real whipped cream. Dinner the second night: burritos, with the regular beans and rice, but also avocados, cilantro, cheese, proper salsa, and some other things I’m forgetting. We were roughing it.

2. We (meaning mostly Hailey) came up with a song for our study. Sing to the tune of “Bicycle Built for Two”:

Baby baby
Hemlocks under the trees–
Douglas fir and alder canopies.
It won’t be a small p-value
When we study our trees at Andrews;
An error bar
Will get you far
On a scatterplot built for yew.

3. We went a little crazy and then tried matching up alternative lyrics with other songs. For example, to the tune of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”:

Is this real life or is this ecology?
AND
I’m just an undergrad, just a poor undergrad.

To the tune of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”:

It’s 9-o’clock on a Saturday,
I’m sitting here in the lab.
There’s a pile of samples next to me
And it’s taken all that I have.

And I said, “Damn, I just need a taxonomy,
I’m pretty sure that this is a mite.
The dissecting scope is my enemy,
I’ll be fighting with it all night.”

You’re welcome.

3. Also, watch this. It’s amazing, and the whole album is this good and all the songs are super different and THEY’RE SO GOOD THEY DESERVE ALL CAPS.

Mt. Angel Abbey

So, pictures of Saturday’s adventures as promised.

There was a VERY LARGE book that was full of sheet music for a 16th (or maybe 17th?) century choir. It would have sat on an easel in front of everyone.

There was a bitty book with even bittier writing and giant margins from 12 AD. Students practiced their handwriting in the margins; they were given a 1″x1″ square and had to write 14 lines in it (and straight!).

There was an entire vault full of old books.

Some of them had worn or almost-gone bindings. (Apparently most of the bindings aren’t the originals anyway.)

And we saw what bookworms do f’reals. (No, they don’t look like this.)

The abbey also had a museum, which was an odds-and-ends sort of place where someone had obviously taken a Fun with Taxidermy class. There were malformed animals:

 

 

 

 

And obviously scientific classifications (I can’t help it!):

And there was a “Bavarian” town. Karen (my prof) explained it as a tourist draw that never really went anywhere. But it had a restaurant called the Glockenspiel (Live music everyday! 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 7pm), and this:

I believe I’ve filled my weird-and-yet-quintessentially-American roadside attractions quota. For a while, anyway.

Sea Lions and Lunch

Dear diary, today was awesome. I got up at 8 on a Saturday to drive two hours to Astoria to watch sea lions with a mammalogist. There was a lot of barking (the sea lions) and squealing (sophmores who had never seen sea lions before). Also, did you know sea lions have tails? I did not before today. They’re sort of stubby and look like accidents. I took lots of pictures, because I’m me (and now apparently have a reputation as camera girl, who on an unrelated note really needs to be a superhero). I took approximately 35 photos of sea lions. I like sea lions.

We went to lunch at a very cute and very small cafe in town that was completely unprepared for ten people right when they were about to close after lunch. They were very nice. The cook was about my age and acted a lot like Crush from Finding Nemo (the sea turtle), only not so extreme. He was a killer cook though- everything was yummy yummy, including the “chef’s mercy” one of the other girls ordered, which is a surprise dish where you tell him dietary restrictions and allergies and he gets to make whatever he wants. It involved a plate piled with veggies (including an entire avocado and a GIANT orange mushroom only I don’t remember what it was called), because she chose the vegan mercy. I had dessert. It was a chocolate espresso chipotle brownie. Which I really need to learn how to make. It was awesome. The end.

Sea lions resting on a pier in Astoria, OR.

Dive Straight Back into the Ocean

Today: marine bio (day) field trip to Bonneville Dam. We watched salmon climb the fish ladder and then checked out a hatchery slightly downstream.

Probably a Chinook salmon, since that's what we saw the most of at the fish ladder.

 

The tail end of a huge sturgeon at the hatchery named Herman. He's over 10 feet long and 70 years old!

Ireland Week 1 (7/10-7/16)

First, a recap: the original plan was to go to Russia for two weeks (specifically, St. Petersburg). However, Russia hates tourists and tries in as many ways as possible to keep them out of the country. This is mostly successful through the requirement for visas. In order to get a visa, you need an invitation into the country, which can be furnished by a) an actual acquaintance of yours (and by asking you’re volunteering them for their own share of Russian bureaucracy, so take heed), b)the hotel(s) you’re staying at (you need one for each place you’re staying, and you also need to account for every night you stay in the country), or c) you can buy an invitation from an organization. Classy. Long looong story short, we weren’t even going to get a yes/no on whether we were getting visas until 6/22 when we were supposed to be flying to Russia on 7/22. My mother didn’t want to buy plane tickets without the yes, so we ditched that idea after three months of prep work. The moral is go to the Ukraine, where they don’t require visas.

Or Ireland. Because, y’know, it’s basically the same country. A lot of drinking, right? The new plan: two weeks (7/11-7/24) in Ireland, starting in Dublin and doing a quick counter-clockwise circuit including Connemara, the Burren, the Dingle Peninsula, and Cashel.

The other note: I took over 800 photos in those two weeks. I edited that down to about 500, 200 of which are slowly going up on Flickr. The photos for the blog are the worst ones, usually, but they show whole buildings. Educational purpose.

July 10th, 2011 (Shot by a nine hour layover in JFK.)

The first flight (Buffalo-JFK) was at some ungodly hour like 8 in the morning. The flight to Dublin wasn’t until 6 pm. We played a lot of Bananagrams in the airport.

The Aer Lingus flight served Tillamook cheese with the dinners.
Mom filled out E’s paperwork and I told her that he got his passport at the International House of Passports. She copied it down before realizing I was joking.

July 11th, 2011 (First day in Dublin.)

Dad drove everywhere. The first challenge for him was finding reverse (all their cars are manuals) while driving on the wrong side of the road in the wrong side of the car. We ended up in a dead-end alley/car park barely bigger than our car. Three Irish gentlemen kindly helped us find reverse and guided us when we had to back up. We’ll call this checking out the locals.

We weren’t up to anything fancy that first day, so we went to the National Botanical Gardens in nearby (no driving) Glasnevin. We all fell asleep under a tree.

I attempted to shower when we got back to the B&B, only to discover that the shower is designed for someone about five feet tall and two inches wide. I suspect the bathroom of our third floor bedroom was a closet in a former life.

July 12th, 2011 (Day two of Dublin.)

Breakfast involved tea. And scones. I realized I had come to the right country. Quick intro to Dublin: no skyscrapers or subway. It’s the oldest Viking settlement outside of Scandinavia. Other major differences: two cent Euro coins (what’s the point??!) and swearing always involves God, Jesus, or Mary. The Dublin bus tour guide pointed me towards Jameson and cranberry, which is now my favorite mixed drink.

The view from O'Connell St.

Today’s agenda was the bus tour first, then Kilmainham Gaol (where the British shot/executed 14 leaders of the Easter Rebellion, which I only know about because I’m an English major and read Yeats’ poem), then a walk around St. Patrick’s Cathedral and Dublin Castle.

July 13th, 2011 (Brú na Bóinne)

First thing I did this day was fall into the rain gutter at the B&B and sprain my ankle. Classy. Eugene- proprietor of our Dublin B&B- chastised me for my terrible timing, and I was appropriately apologetic. I attempted to navigate us to Brú na Bóinne, which is a complex that includes Newgrange (the most famous Irish megalithic tomb), Knowth, and Dowth. Instead I managed to navigate us to the lovely (but off-course) peninsula of Howth. I can’t imagine how I possibly made that mistake.

Brú na Bóinne was very cool. We only went on tours of Knowth and Newgrange (Dowth hasn’t been reconstructed). At a toasty 18°C (65°F), this was our warmest day. Knowth is closed off for some reason I can’t remember, though you can climb up on top of it for an excellent view. You can go into Newgrange, however, through a decidedly claustrophobic tunnel that widens into a larger but still-very-snug-with-twenty-people chamber with a corbelled roof where starlings nest. The guide pulled us all in and then simulated the line of sunlight that hits the floor of the chamber for three days surrounding the winter solstice.

Used stickers from tours at Brú na Bóinne.

The B&B this night was in Connemara (Roundstone, to be precise). I was in raptures over the little old lady house. There was a fabric couch covering the tissue box, and a pie dish with a lid handle shaped like fruits.

July 14th, 2011 (Connemara)

Drove around Connemara; found a beach to run around on. A German couple had parked next to us; the woman gave me a slightly sheepish grin before telling her husband something about “three colors” and dumping a handful of sand in a ziplock bag. Souvenir?

More differences: fuschias grow wild into huge shrubs, and rhododendrons are invasive.

Kylemore Abbey was the major stop for today, which was mildly disappointing because we wanted OLD and this was only 19th century. To add insult to injury, it started life as a rich people playhouse made to look old. Still pretty, and we took an excellent guided hike up the mountain behind the abbey that made the drive well worth it.

A beach near Roundstone in Connemara.

July 15th, 2011 (Leaving Connemara.)

First stop: Aughnanure Castle. (Lesson one from the trip in general: nothing is pronounced the way you’d think it would be. Aaargh Irish.) This is the restored ruins of a 16th century castle; only the main tower is still standing, and a bit of the inner wall.

What used to be a guard tower at Aughnanure Castle.

Had my first experience with their public toilets this day, when we drove through Galway. You paid .20€ for the privilege of 15 minutes in the toilet. Press a button and it dispenses toilet paper from the wall. Hold your hands way under the sink for water and pull them forward to dry them. There’s a light that warns you if you’re down to two minutes, and an SOS button if you get trapped in during the subsequent cleaning cycle. (Question: who does it call? The police? And how often do they get called?)

July 16th, 2011 (The Burren.)

This is what the Burren (a region just southwest of Galway) looks like:

The Burren.

A lot of rocks. Not much else. Pretty in its way. The B&B in the Burren is called (big surprise) Rock Haven.

The sights included Ailwee Cave (for E) and Poulnabrone Dolmen, as well as many high crosses at Kilfenora, which were both varied and very cool. We tried to go to the tip of Hag’s Head for an alternative view of the Cliffs of Moher, but were foiled by the crazy winds and sheer cliff drop-off, despite not having been dissuaded by three separate paddock gates. So we gave up and went to the visitor’s center end (northern end) instead.

West Cross at Kilfenora.

Ireland Week 2 (7/17-7/23)

July 17th, 2011 (Leaving the Burren.)

Headed toward Kilkee, at the tip of County Clare. It was so windy yesterday I was actually afraid my camera would blow away. Dad guessed it was about 50 mph, and gusting on top of that. Lonely Planet promised a scenic loop just south of Kilkee Bay that’s even prettier than the Cliffs of Moher. It was also more accessible (or easier to fall off, depending on your point of view).

Sign of the day (at a one-lane bridge, B had been scratched off): “Dangerous fridge ahead.” On the bathroom door of a pub: “Break glass in case of emergency,” with an old Irish coin behind the glass. “Issued by Council (Public Toilets Division).”

We got a flat tire on the way to Ennis; m&d fixed it while E and I hunted down some dinner and a bathroom. Had to get to the Dingle Peninsula and Devane’s (the B&B) by tonight. Devane’s (pronounced Deh-vahn’s) is super hard to find, but worth the effort.

The view from Devane's (working farmhouse) B&B.

July 18th, 2011 (Dingle Peninsula)

Had to fix the flat and do laundry today, so it was pretty much a down day. Dingle is cute but fairly touristy (though I guess that describes a large portion of Ireland). There was a beautiful church (St. Mary’s) and an ex-abbey next door called Deasert that’s famous for its stained glass windows. After we got the car back we did the obligatory tour of the peninsula and hiked to the tip of Dunmore Head, the most westward point in Europe minus the Blasket Islands. On the way we stopped at a stone fort and looked at a famine cottage recreating conditions from the great famine (8 million people in Ireland before the famine, still only at 4 million today- never got back up to those pre-famine numbers). And there was a llama in the petting zoo.

The view from Dunmore Head.

And then we went back to Dingle and caught the last Harry Potter movie in the cinema. Yes we did.

July 19th, 2011 (Leaving Dingle Peninsula)

All the road signs warning about particularly nasty curves say “Bends Ahead,” which always makes me think of Radiohead. (ALL the roads curve somewhat in Ireland; I think they’re incapable of going straight.)

Found the Prince August Toy Soldier Factory by accident on the way to Cork. Cute place; they let you run around on part of their main floor and they have a demonstration to show how they make the figurines. You can also buy kits with molds and metal, of course. The joys of capitalism.

We only went to Cork in the first place because they have a cycling festival and I was trying to get mom engaged in something. I think she did some good networking, though the festival itself is probably the smallest cycling festival ever. (Cute though, and they gave great dinner recommendations!) After we found the headquarters we wandered around Cork a bit and then followed their directions to Cafe Paradiso for dinner. Totally vegetarian and really really good. Slightly snobby, but that’s sort of hard to avoid in a vegetarian restaurant (coughMoosewoodcough).

The English Market in Cork.

July 20th, 2011 (Cahir)

Checked out the Fota Arboretum before we fled the Cork area. The grounds were free, but you had to go on a tour to get into the house so we didn’t bother. The grounds were very pretty though. They had a traditional Victorian walled garden and a fern walk, among other things.

We were staying in Cahir this night and going to the Rock of Cashel the next day, so we went right to Cahir and did things in town. First was the Swiss Cottage, an early nineteenth century rustic playhouse for rich people. It only had four rooms, but much too big to be called a real cottage. Bright and airy and mismatched everything, with a huge wrap-around veranda.

We had lunch in town, then went to Cahir Castle. (Somewhere in here I hooked mom on mochas; she calls them the Arnold Palmer of coffee drinks.) Cahir Castle was hands-down my favorite place of the entire trip. It was originally built in the 13th century (augh, American historical jealousy), and heavily edited in the 15th century and slightly more in the 19th. It has a working portcullis and you can run around on the battlements with no guard rails, which would never happen in the US. Stone base, moat, prison cell (no dungeons, sadly, because of the stone). A very creepy well though, if that gives extra points.

Cahir Castle (outer wall).

The B&B this night was Ballyboy, which was also my favorite B&B (this was a good day for me). It used to be a working farmhouse, but not so much anymore. Still a few cows and chickens, and forestry trees. The house is 500 years old and has a dinner gong. Need I say more?

I spent the remainder of the night before the sun went down running through every garden on the property. They were all adorable and had little markers: “Riverwalk” (“DANGER!”), “Scree Garden,” “Castle” (the crumbling walls of an ex-castle), “Oasis Garden.” And there was a lake, which was really more of a pond.

July 21st, 2011 (Cashel)

The buildings on the Rock of Cashel aren’t as well-preserved as Cahir Castle (though they’re working on that, and unfortunately completely obscuring the outside of Cormack’s Chapel in the meantime). Not upper levels or nooks and crannies in which we’re allowed to poke around, and no portcullis (for shame, Rock of Cashel builders, for shame).

Had dinner in Enniskerry near the next B&B and mom thought my collection of Irish bottle caps for Emily wasn’t sufficient, so she asked the waitress and the waitress came back with a plateful for me. She probably thought we were super weird, but she was the nod-and-smile kind.

July 22nd, 2011 (Wicklow)

Wicklow National Park is famous for the long walking path down the center, called Wicklow Way. We never actually made it to the official Wicklow Way, instead we followed a local path to Enniskerry from the B&B and went to Powerscourt Gardens. There was another pretty walled garden, a (personally hideous, mostly grass) terraced Italian garden, and a “Japanese” garden. The Italian garden made me feel like I was on the set of a Jane Austen movie.

Powerscourt house and Italian garden.

July 23rd, 2011 (Flying home.)

Early flight from Dublin to JFK, then another long wait for a flight back to Buffalo. (Not as long this time, as the guy at the front desk was kind enough to tell us to try for standby on an earlier-than-our-11pm flight. Success!) Got home and was awake enough to inhale my Mighty Taco dinner (classy), and went to be at 8. Slept for 12 hours.